Every FUCKING day I hear another "If I had a nickel every time X, I would have 2. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice." joke, I'll lose my mind! If I had a nickel every time someone said that joke, I'd be rich enough to reboot MK Ultra so I can never hear that joke again. It was funny ONCE, but not more than that. PLEASE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!